Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Q: What do you call a blonde with 1/2 a brain? A: Gifted.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Friday, October 24, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question." Saint Peter asks the first nun, "Who was the first man on earth?" She says, "Oh that's easy, that was Adam." Birds sing, bells ring, the gates open up and she goes into heaven. So Saint Peter asks the second nun "Who was the first woman on earth?" She says "Oh that's easy that was Eve." Same thing happens - birds sing, bells ring, and she goes into heaven. So Saint Peter says to the third nun "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" She sits and thinks for awhile and says "boy that's a hard one." Birds sing, bells ring, the gates open up and she goes into heaven!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
All turtle thoughts are of turtle.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone's been in a 747!
Monday, June 30, 2008
An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.
Q: How is a dumb blonde like spaghetti? A: They both squirm when you eat them.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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This blonde beauty came to us by name of Simone with some huge natural tits. I mean they were some big juicy breasts. She came by knowing good and well that there would be a whole lot of titty worship going down. So we went from the beautiful backgrounds of the Cali hills where Simone massaged her round tits with baby oil to the point of sure erection to the comfortable confines of the crib, where it got even hotter. Add some baby oil and horny chick with huge knockers and a dildo and we have got ourselves a great masturbation flick to boot.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
Hello FlowerTucci...
You know that one of my favorite fantasies that i've allways wanted to do is to fuck the pizza guy! Well, i got one just as good this week, when the cable guys came over to fix up my new box... and to take care of mine and aline's box's too! :) MMMMMmmmmmmmm.... see more at flower tucci