A GUY WALKS INTO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND TELLS THE DOCTOR THAT HIS ELBOW HURTS. THE DOCTOR TELLS HIM TO GO INTO THE BATHROOM AND CATCH A SAMPLE OF URINE AS HE JUST BOUGHT A NEW COMPUTER THAT CAN ANALYZE THE SAMPLE AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE MAN. THE MAN TELLS THE DOCTOR THAT HE HAS JUST PISSED AND DOESN'T HAVE ANY LEFT, SO THE DOCTOR TELLS HIM TO TAKE THE BOTTLE HOME AND BTING IT BACK LATER. AS THE MAN DRIVES HOME, HE GETS A BRAINSTORM. ONCE HOME HE TELLS HIS WIFE TO PEE INTO THE BOTTLE AND THEN TELLS HIS DAUGHTER TO DO THE SAME. LATER, WHILE WALKING THE DOG, HE CATCHES SOME OF THE DOGS PISS ALSO. JUST BEFORE TAKING THE SAMPLE BACK TO THE DOCTOR, HE BEATS OFF INTO THE BOTTLE. THE DOCTOR RUNS THE SAMPLE THROUGH THE COMPUTER AND RETURNS TO THELL THE MAN THAT HE HAS SOME MAJOR PROBLMS. THE MAN SAYS 'BUT JUST MY ELBOW HURTS!'. THE DOCTOR SAYS 'WELL, THAT'S JUST TENNIS ELBOW. BUT THE OTHER PROBLEMS ARE BAD. FIRST, YOUR WIFE HAS VD, SECOND, YOUR DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT AND THIRD, YOUR DOG HAS DISTEMPER.' WOW, THE MAN EXCLAIMS, BUT WHAT ABOUT MY ELBOW? THE DOCTOR RETORTED: QUIT BEATING OFF AND YOUR TENNIS ELBOW WILL HEAL!!!
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